My wife is very lucky to have a man with a backside that looks this good. Now let me explain. So as I was running my 8 miles I was stopped at an intersection when two burly rednecks in a huge pickup pulled up and yelled “HOMO!” Without even thinking, I smiled, and said “did you say you like my a$$?” This was met with a string of profanities which amounted to them saying they would kick my a$$. I then said something along the lines of them having to catch me first. Thankfully the light turned green and I didn’t have to find out just how fast those idiots were.
I do appreciate them for brighting a cloudy afternoon and breaking up the miles.
