Life Does Jed

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So what happened to me?

A. Got jumped by 3 guys and had to fight my way out.
B. Some sleaze ball hit on my wife and I had to put him in check.
C. I scraped my face while pushing a child out of the way of oncoming traffic.
D. My wife asked if she could wax my eyebrows and my mouth said okay before my brain could comprehend her request. 

I feel the need to go do something really manly now.

So what happened to me?

A. Got jumped by 3 guys and had to fight my way out.
B. Some sleaze ball hit on my wife and I had to put him in check.
C. I scraped my face while pushing a child out of the way of oncoming traffic.
D. My wife asked if she could wax my eyebrows and my mouth said okay before my brain could comprehend her request.

I feel the need to go do something really manly now.

  1. dorinec said: D. it’s the holiday season and you love your wife
  2. markicksass said: hahaha! I was so scared when I got my eyebrows done last week… The lady was ANGRY and she kept saying things I didn’t understand… I was afraid I’d look awful but you’d be surprised how much better you can look with a little brow job. :O
  3. emilydoesscience said: dude. your wife knows how to wax at home? awesome!
  4. michaeldoeslife said: i bet that hurt
  5. running4hissanity said: Go shopping on Christmas eve. That is as manly as anyone can get.
  6. mollierunsherbunsoff said: Ahahahaha I’m going with d.
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