So what happened to me?
A. Got jumped by 3 guys and had to fight my way out.
B. Some sleaze ball hit on my wife and I had to put him in check.
C. I scraped my face while pushing a child out of the way of oncoming traffic.
D. My wife asked if she could wax my eyebrows and my mouth said okay before my brain could comprehend her request.
I feel the need to go do something really manly now.
